Things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

Things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower

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cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

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bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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futuredisneylandprincess:

msdisneyprincess:

one-of-the-sadly-fallenis:

princess-0f-disney:

fjordlorde:

randomguy2015:

sociopathintheimpala:

deducingtimeangel:

emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

EDUCATION

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youtubes5ever:

idealisthymnal:

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

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I laughed so fucking hard jesus

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harebrained:

The PERIOD PANTIES Kickstarter is now live! Support this bloody project!

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im-not-a-real-hero:

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.

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dats-how-dany-does-it:

simichkagetsfitunf:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

This is so great

can we just…i cant even…..FUCKIN BRAVO SIR

So, this is my father….

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thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

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mewiet:

doctorwho:

Doctor Who mention in iCarly

vanillaslash:

zunigrace:

Dump her.  Now.  She has no chance.

It was over by the third panel.

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Statement: There is a Doctor Who marathon on TV.

Correct Response: Well what are we waiting for? Allons-y!

Correct Response: You bring the fish fingers, I’ll bring the custard.

Correct Response: Fantastic!

Correct Response: You watch Doctor Who too? Well, hello, Sweetie!

INCORRECT Response: And?

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

supernatural-mishamigo:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

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HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT

I wonder what the Dora gif was. That’s the only one I haven’t seen.

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strangedayshavefoundme666:

dancingdwarves:

thelionandthellama:

i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules

and

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then

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there’s

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German

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students

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not

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giving

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a

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single

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fuck

have some more:

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Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.

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