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toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm, via lifesucksbutatleastihavetv)

the-toilet-paper:

when you’re kissing a person and they go “wow you got soft lips”

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mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

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ethan-lawson-wate:

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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its been so long and barack hasnt returned any of my messages so…

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lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

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agentsofcracked:

my time has come

agentsofcracked:

my time has come

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kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

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dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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1hund:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

his final moment before being sent straight into the shadow realm

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flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

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